Whoever came up with the idea of the Bluetooth device needs to be beaten over the head with a rubber mallet!
I know what you are saying... "Rubber mallet? Why are you being so kind AWG?"
In truth, I don't hold the creator of the Bluetooth fully to blame for the culture of self important, moron motherfuckers that has come to be because of this invention.
Nonetheless, with the rise of the Bluetooth revolution, we are all forced to suffer the pain of stupidity. Not only have these people decided that the call from their mom about what happened to the Captn' Crunch they got at the store last week is fucking important enough to take in the middle of dinner with the family at Applebees... But they have also decided that it is important enough for everyone in earshot to know EVERY detail of the resulting argument about why they have to put their name on all the food they buy! I DON'T CARE! No one AROUND YOU cares and I would venture to say that your mom also does not fucking care!
Talk all you want in your car... But unless you want that shit ripped off your fucking head and stomped to pieces like I was Michael Fucking Flatley on meth... Get up and take your calls outside like the rest of us.
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I have always had issues with idiots talking on the phone in restaurants, even before I couldn't tell they WEREN'T talking to me, even tho they were staring at me
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