Truth in Advertising... Please?

Have you ever seen the commercial for the morning after pill? They show a bunch
of women in a committed relationship slightly worried about that condom that
broke the night before calmly walking into a pharmacy and asking for the pill
with a smile on their face while the pharmacist, equally as calm and happy,
walks to the back and grabs the pretty little box with the FUCKING abortion pill
inside... You have GOT to be kidding me! These are not the people buying the
morning after pill.

Let's all put on our reality hats for a moment while I set up the ACTUAL
scenario.

Woman wakes up choking on her own spit and realizes simultaneously that, not
only does she have a splitting headache from the massive amounts of alcohol she
consumed the night before, but she is in a room laying next to a man; both of
which she has no recollection of ever seeing before. She frantically searches
the room an trash for that empty condom wrapper that, deep down, she knows she
will not find. She quietly leaves the room without waking the wildebeest that
was sleeping peacefully next to her just minutes before and runs outside putting
her shoes on and realizing that she has no underwear on. She runs straight to a
pharmacy and nervously asks the 60 year old Christian pharmacist for the pill
which he hands over as tells her that she is going to hell and will die a
horribly painful death for being a fucking whore.

These are the people buying the morning after pill... Please make a note of it.