So I looked over at my massive followers list and I saw that all of them are women... no matter. Every woman knows about a hundred dudes and I strongly encourage you all to pass this VERY important blog post along to each and every one of them.
I played baseball for most of my life and I was a pitcher so I understand that I may have a bit of an advantage in the area of aim and accuracy. That being said, why the FUCK do most men have no idea how to get a very controllable stream of piss into a very STATIONARY toilet bowl!?!
Now I'm not talking about your bathroom at home. Please feel free to let it go like a fire hose and spray your scent all over the walls and windows of your personal space. If I happen to be at your house and have to use your bathroom... well, thats my fault for not going before I left. But if you are at work or any other public restroom and you have just finished an inspiring dance routine to "Puttin on the Ritz", at least have the FUCKING decency to grab some toilet paper clean up after yourself. There is NO amount of cleaning and hand sanitizer that can do the job right after unknowingly walking into a bathroom and having to lift a toilet seat saturated in another mans urine!
Please ladies, pass this along to every man you know... AWG out!
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I don't get it either. All the men in my families (of origin and of choice) are straight shooters, so I think maybe just the rest of the male population is drunk?
ReplyDeleteSo...let me add something to the nastiness already described. SOME BATHROOMS you nasty men AND WOMEN are unisex. So women also have to lift the saturated toilet seat. BUT..and here is where EVERYONE needs to think before they splash, miss their target or otherwise squat and don't give a shit who's coming next: some Mexicans are on a fucking field trip and have to pump breast milk in the nastiness! Sorry. It is gross, but it is the truth! So for baby's sake... CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES!
ReplyDeleteAngelina... that is disgusting! how dare you bring that potty humor into this forum!!!
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