Black Republicans

There are many things in this world that just completely baffle me! Things that no matter how much people agree or love it, I just don't fucking get... here is a VERY short list of some of those things:

1. Black Republicans (I know Abe Lincoln was a Republican but come on)

2. Asian Race Car Drivers (no explanation needed I'm sure)

3. Tea Party Members (Natural Selection has failed us)

4. Female Bodybuilders (they're dudes, right? please tell me they're dudes)

5. Clear Non-prescription lenses (seriously?)

6. Gasoline Scented Scratch'n'Sniff stickers (they actually use to make those, look it up)

7. Techno Music (is it just me or does it sound like a headache)

8. Snuggies (FUCK YOU SNUGGIE)

9. Snuggie For Dogs (FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO BUY SNUGGIES)

10. Motorcycle Air Bags (it costs extra but you wont have to wear a helmet! dumbass)

11. Ke$ha (Don't get me started)

12. "Reality" Television (the SyFy channel has more "reality")

13. Local News (what makes these people think we actually give a SHIT about what they are talking about)

14. The Kardashians (why are they famous?)

15. Crime Reenactments on News Shows (not knowing what actually happened wont stop them from hiring bad actors to pretend they do)

16. Arizona (RACIST FUCKS!)

17. DUI Classes (not enough room to write all that is wrong with these)

There are many more but I have grown bored of this... AWG OUT!

Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter... oh my!

Have you ever been in a car crash as a passenger but the driver doesn't know that you are about to crash? Maybe the driver is telling you a story or a joke that he is so in to it that he doesn't hear (or ignores) all your attempts to let him know that you are about to smash into another car. Then you have that moment of wondering what is going to happen to you when you crash, like will I break my arm, leg or worse. Then right before you crash, you kind of extend your arm to brace yourself (as if that will help) and close your eyes or turn your head while you're waiting for the impact......

That's what it feels like to watch Fox News

The Gods Must Be Crazy

I remember, not too long ago, a bunch of republicans told us democrats that we needed to stop whining and get use to the idea that G.W. was our President and no matter what kind of fraud/misconduct went on during the election, it was in the past and there was nothing we could do about it. And you know what? I agreed with them!

That's right, I said it. I FUCKING AGREED WITH THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS!

I understood VERY quickly that we had been prison raped by the government and there was nothing we could do about it. So here we are. Years later and the Republicans need to take their own advice and stop FUCKING WHINING!!! There is a Black guy in the Oval Office and there isn't a DAMN thing they can do about it. There is no fucking way that Obama is NOT an American Citizen, but even if he was born in Kenya, HE'S THE FUCKING PRESIDENT! That's it... Game over... move along, nothing to see here.

The only way you are going to find out that he was born in Kenya is when he's old and grey, laid out on his death bed and he says... "That's right! I was born in Kenya BITCHES! And you're welcome for fixing this busted ass country..." then he will say something else in some crazy ass language with clicks and whistles in the alphabet before he quietly passes on with a smile on his face.

Me, Myself and Irony

Some things piss me off that most people wouldn't give a shit about!

Here's an example. I recently found out that one of my Facebook friends is a real life "Birther". Now this my friends, is something I DO NOT in any way condone or believe in. I have known this person for MANY years. I am able to look beyond this character defect and just tell myself to NEVER talk politics with him. However, had this EXACT same person said that he thought the Dodgers were a bunch of Douchebags.... I would have torn this mutherfucker a new asshole the size of Newt Gingrichs' granny panties!

This is who I am.

Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool!

Why are there more and more stupid ass people running around? I just don't fucking get it! there is not a day that goes by that I am not confronted by SOMEONE with the level of stupidity that makes me ask myself, How can someone that stupid still be alive?

I blame modern medicine.

Stupid people use to die off all the time! WHY? Because they were STUPID! They would do stupid shit, die and the IQ of the world would go up a little. Then the smart people got a little TOO fucking smart and decided to make it so the stupid people could be easily saved from their stupidity and now the smart people are out numbered.

Fucking smart people ruin EVERYTHING!

So I have a blog... Don't judge me

There are so many people out there that think that what they have to say is SOOOO fucking important that they have to create a place where people can go read all their self important thoughts and even comment on them to tell them how awesome they are.

Well I KNOW that what I have to say is important so if you don't like it then don't read it!

I am the Angry white guy... shit pisses me off and I tell you. It's that fuckin simple. And more than that, I LOVE telling people what pisses me off. It actually (almost) makes me happy! So if you like to listen to people vent, you enjoy hearing about peoples shortcomings and you want to help an angry white guy get through the day without a coronary... Stay tuned, you might find something new to get angry about!