Black Republicans

There are many things in this world that just completely baffle me! Things that no matter how much people agree or love it, I just don't fucking get... here is a VERY short list of some of those things:

1. Black Republicans (I know Abe Lincoln was a Republican but come on)

2. Asian Race Car Drivers (no explanation needed I'm sure)

3. Tea Party Members (Natural Selection has failed us)

4. Female Bodybuilders (they're dudes, right? please tell me they're dudes)

5. Clear Non-prescription lenses (seriously?)

6. Gasoline Scented Scratch'n'Sniff stickers (they actually use to make those, look it up)

7. Techno Music (is it just me or does it sound like a headache)

8. Snuggies (FUCK YOU SNUGGIE)

9. Snuggie For Dogs (FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO BUY SNUGGIES)

10. Motorcycle Air Bags (it costs extra but you wont have to wear a helmet! dumbass)

11. Ke$ha (Don't get me started)

12. "Reality" Television (the SyFy channel has more "reality")

13. Local News (what makes these people think we actually give a SHIT about what they are talking about)

14. The Kardashians (why are they famous?)

15. Crime Reenactments on News Shows (not knowing what actually happened wont stop them from hiring bad actors to pretend they do)

16. Arizona (RACIST FUCKS!)

17. DUI Classes (not enough room to write all that is wrong with these)

There are many more but I have grown bored of this... AWG OUT!